>
>
>
> France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart
> from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has
> usually been governed by prostitutes."
>
> Mark Twain.
>
>
>
> "I would rather have a German division in front of me
> than a French one behind me."
>
> General George S. Patton.
>
>
>
> "Going to war without France is like going deer
> hunting without your accordion."
>
> Norman Schwartzkopf.
>
>
>
> "We can stand here like the French, or we can do
> something about it."
>
> Marge Simpson
>
>
>
> "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
>
> Jacques Chirac, President of France
>
> "As far as France is concerned, you're right."
>
> Rush Limbaugh,
>
>
>
> "The only time France wants us to go to war is when
> the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
>
> Regis Philbin.
>
>
>
> "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an
> aging actress of the 1940s who was still  trying to
> dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for
> it."
>
> John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona.
>
>
>
> "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam
> Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses
> and wears a beret. He is French, people."
>
> Conan O'Brien
>
>
>
> "I don't know why people are surprised that France
> won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all,
> France wouldn't help us get Hitler out of France
> either"
>
> Jay Leno.
>
>
>
> "The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it
> came marching into Paris under a German flag."
>
> David Letterman
>
>
>
> The only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman
> who lives in Canada.
>
> Ted Nugent.
>
>
>
> War without France would be like ... uh ... World War
> II.
>
>
>
> "The favorite bum per sticker in Washington D.C. right
> now is one that says 'First Iraq, then France.'"
>
> Tom Brokaw.
>
>
>
> "What do you expect from a culture and a nation that
> exerted more of its national will fighting against
> Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?"
>
> Dennis Miller.
>
>
>
> "It is important to remember that the French have
> always been there when they needed us."
>
> Alan Kent
>
>
>
> "They've taken their own precautions against al-Qaida.
> To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to
> keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply
> of mistresses in the house."
>
> Argus Hamilton
>
>
>
> "Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle
> that was being advertised on eBay the other day -- the
> description was, 'Never shot. Dropped once.'"
>
> Rep. Roy Blunt (MO)
>
>
>
> "The French will only agree to go to war when we've
> proven we've found truffles in Iraq."  Dennis Miller
>
>
>
> Raise your right hand if you like the French ...
> raise both hands if you are French.
>
>
>
> Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army
> as they entered the city in WWII?
>
> A. Table for 100,000 messieurs?
>
>
>
> "Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend
> Paris? It's not known, it's never been tried."
>
> Rep. R. Blount (MO)
>
>
>
> "Do you know it only took Germany three days to
> conquer France in WWII? And that's because it was
> raining." John Xereas, Manager, DC  Improv.
>
>
>
> The AP and UPI reported that the French Government
> announced after the London bombings that it has raised
> its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two
> higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate.
> The rise in the alert level was precipitated by a
> recent fire which destroyed France's white flag
> factory, effectively disabling their military.
>
>
>
> French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney
>
> (AP), Paris, March 5, 2003
>
>
>
> The French Government announced today that it is
> imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney.
> The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks
> display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of
> Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army
> garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.
>
>
> France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart
> from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has
> usually been governed by prostitutes."
>
> Mark Twain.
>
>
>
> "I would rather have a German division in front of me
> than a French one behind me."
>
> General George S. Patton.
>
>
>
> "Going to war without France is like going deer
> hunting without your accordion."
>
> Norman Schwartzkopf.
>
>
>
> "We can stand here like the French, or we can do
> something about it."
>
> Marge Simpson
>
>
>
> "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
>
> Jacques Chirac, President of France
>
> "As far as France is concerned, you're right."
>
> Rush Limbaugh,
>
>
>
> "The only time France wants us to go to war is when
> the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
>
> Regis Philbin.
>
>
>
> "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an
> aging actress of the 1940s who was still  trying to
> dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for
> it."
>
> John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona.
>
>
>
> "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam
> Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses
> and wears a beret. He is French, people."
>
> Conan O'Brien
>
>
>
> "I don't know why people are surprised that France
> won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all,
> France wouldn't help us get Hitler out of France
> either"
>
> Jay Leno.
>
>
>
> "The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it
> came marching into Paris under a German flag."
>
> David Letterman
>
>
>
> The only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman
> who lives in Canada.
>
> Ted Nugent.
>
>
>
> War without France would be like ... uh ... World War
> II.
>
>
>
> "The favorite bum per sticker in Washington D.C. right
> now is one that says 'First Iraq, then France.'"
>
> Tom Brokaw.
>
>
>
> "What do you expect from a culture and a nation that
> exerted more of its national will fighting against
> Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?"
>
> Dennis Miller.
>
>
>
> "It is important to remember that the French have
> always been there when they needed us."
>
> Alan Kent
>
>
>
> "They've taken their own precautions against al-Qaida.
> To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to
> keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply
> of mistresses in the house."
>
> Argus Hamilton
>
>
>
> "Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle
> that was being advertised on eBay the other day -- the
> description was, 'Never shot. Dropped once.'"
>
> Rep. Roy Blunt (MO)
>
>
>
> "The French will only agree to go to war when we've
> proven we've found truffles in Iraq."  Dennis Miller
>
>
>
> Raise your right hand if you like the French ...
> raise both hands if you are French.
>
>
>
> Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army
> as they entered the city in WWII?
>
> A. Table for 100,000 messieurs?
>
>
>
> "Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend
> Paris? It's not known, it's never been tried."
>
> Rep. R. Blount (MO)
>
>
>
> "Do you know it only took Germany three days to
> conquer France in WWII? And that's because it was
> raining." John Xereas, Manager, DC  Improv.
>
>
>
> The AP and UPI reported that the French Government
> announced after the London bombings that it has raised
> its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two
> higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate.
> The rise in the alert level was precipitated by a
> recent fire which destroyed France's white flag
> factory, effectively disabling their military.
>
>
>
> French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney
>
> (AP), Paris, March 5, 2003
>
>
>
> The French Government announced today that it is
> imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney.
> The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks
> display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of
> Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army
> garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.
>
>
>
>
>
> France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart
> from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has
> usually been governed by prostitutes."
>
> Mark Twain.
>
>
>
> "I would rather have a German division in front of me
> than a French one behind me."
>
> General George S. Patton.
>
>
>
> "Going to war without France is like going deer
> hunting without your accordion."
>
> Norman Schwartzkopf.
>
>
>
> "We can stand here like the French, or we can do
> something about it."
>
> Marge Simpson
>
>
>
> "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
>
> Jacques Chirac, President of France
>
> "As far as France is concerned, you're right."
>
> Rush Limbaugh,
>
>
>
> "The only time France wants us to go to war is when
> the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
>
> Regis Philbin.
>
>
>
> "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an
> aging actress of the 1940s who was still  trying to
> dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for
> it."
>
> John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona.
>
>
>
> "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam
> Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses
> and wears a beret. He is French, people."
>
> Conan O'Brien
>
>
>
> "I don't know why people are surprised that France
> won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all,
> France wouldn't help us get Hitler out of France
> either"
>
> Jay Leno.
>
>
>
> "The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it
> came marching into Paris under a German flag."
>
> David Letterman
>
>
>
> The only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman
> who lives in Canada.
>
> Ted Nugent.
>
>
>
> War without France would be like ... uh ... World War
> II.
>
>
>
> "The favorite bum per sticker in Washington D.C. right
> now is one that says 'First Iraq, then France.'"
>
> Tom Brokaw.
>
>
>
> "What do you expect from a culture and a nation that
> exerted more of its national will fighting against
> Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?"
>
> Dennis Miller.
>
>
>
> "It is important to remember that the French have
> always been there when they needed us."
>
> Alan Kent
>
>
>
> "They've taken their own precautions against al-Qaida.
> To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to
> keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply
> of mistresses in the house."
>
> Argus Hamilton
>
>
>
> "Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle
> that was being advertised on eBay the other day -- the
> description was, 'Never shot. Dropped once.'"
>
> Rep. Roy Blunt (MO)
>
>
>
> "The French will only agree to go to war when we've
> proven we've found truffles in Iraq."  Dennis Miller
>
>
>
> Raise your right hand if you like the French ...
> raise both hands if you are French.
>
>
>
> Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army
> as they entered the city in WWII?
>
> A. Table for 100,000 messieurs?
>
>
>
> "Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend
> Paris? It's not known, it's never been tried."
>
> Rep. R. Blount (MO)
>
>
>
> "Do you know it only took Germany three days to
> conquer France in WWII? And that's because it was
> raining." John Xereas, Manager, DC  Improv.
>
>
>
> The AP and UPI reported that the French Government
> announced after the London bombings that it has raised
> its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two
> higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate.
> The rise in the alert level was precipitated by a
> recent fire which destroyed France's white flag
> factory, effectively disabling their military.
>
>
>
> French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney
>
> (AP), Paris, March 5, 2003
>
>
>
> The French Government announced today that it is
> imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney.
> The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks
> display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of
> Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army
> garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.
>
>Finally, the WORLD CUP is over and Italy is the soccer { fake football } champions of the world.
WHOOP - DE - DOO !!!

The best thing to be said about the outcome of this " exciting " event is that the French suffered another defeat thanks largely to a cheap head-butt  to the chest of one of the Italian players by the Frenchie's MVP.....

One of the classic quotes I read concerning this incident read something like....
" A HEAD-BUTT DELIVERED BY A BUTT-HEAD "

There have been many classic quotes concerning toe French over the years, mainly in time of war.  These were a few of the best.